[if you don't get the "funny" then...just...I have no thinging to say to you.]:
@ Sony to stop selling 3.5" floppies in 2011: *wipes tear with USB flash drive, blows nose into magnetic tape*
@ Due to technical difficulties (shorthand for we goofed up), the new Hubble documentary will now air at 4 p.m. EDT. Our apologies!
@ I'm on @ for about 15 seconds tonight! Smashing Punkins are on, too. If I'd known, I would have worn orange.
@ Let's try this 1 more time (after another cup of coffee): Updated deorbit time is 6:28aET for 1st Kennedy landing attempt at 7:34aET
@ Whenever they say it can't be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.
@ Video: This is why we have 5 cats at home. The robot apocalypse will fall before our feline army. (via...
@ Hey! My friend & ToyFare Magazine Editor (he gave me my first real writing job!) @ is back on Twitter. Now to scare him off...
@ RT @: Lets start a gym for nerds. Audio books pre installed on treadmills & full sci-fi library w/leather recliners. Who's in?
@ It feels like a Saturday. I know today is Saturday but it feels more like a Saturday from three weeks ago.
@ My life on the road is a lot like '70s Fleetwood Mac, except instead of cocaine it's Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
@ Breaking News: The 20-sided die on my desk won't fit in my ear (or my nose). More details as this story unfolds. -AP
@ Just landed in Nashville. It's snowing and I forgot my coat. Good thing Vampires are supposed to be cold.
@ RT @ McGregor I nominate @ for a Shorty Award in because no other agency promises you the moon(s) - and delivers!
@ Former Marvel.com intern @ just used the term "btdubs" over AIM. Freakin' kids & their crazy moon language. JUST SAY "BY THE WAY"!
@ Photo: Regardless of what you’re thinking, this kitty has no regrets. via nkym:
@ Ridiculous on numerous levels: